Sunday, June 05, 2005

Jumper

"My hand is the only sane part of my body. Every other part wants to jump off a cliff."
—Adam Sandler as John Clasky in Spanglish



This chair is the only thing keeping me grounded. . .

Saturday, June 04, 2005

Sated Boredom

All the results were pretty accurate accept for the second item on the "Keys to Your Heart" survey.











The Keys to Your Heart



You are attracted to obedience and warmth.

In love, you feel the most alive when everything is uncertain, one moment heaven... the next moment hell.

You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.

Your ideal relationship is traditional. Without saying anything, both of you communicate with your hearts.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.






Your Linguistic Profile:



65% General American English

20% Yankee

15% Dixie

0% Midwestern

0% Upper Midwestern